I've said this many times, but Kitten is a jerk.
He has zero manners.
From knocking highlighters off the table, to eating my food when I am not looking, to walking on my face while I sleep, Kitten has no boundaries.
He is a rude, unhygienic, furry roommate who refuses to pay rent or help out with any chores.
He is a rude, unhygienic, furry roommate who refuses to pay rent or help out with any chores.
This is what I have to deal with on a daily basis:
Thank you so much for posting this, I was dying. Kitten giving himself a bath killed me especially...his face buried in his crotch almost made me pee my pants!
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I love Kitten! Lucee (a chihuahua) does a lot of these same things, but she can't get her little chihuahua self up into all the places that Kitten can. (meaning on top of tables and drawers...she can reach her little chihuahua crotch for bath time just fine unfortunately...)
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